loki-s-army-at-221b: geothebio: colorfoul: so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house. she spotted one on our yard today. and that’s how she captured it THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN ALL THE AWARDS
weeaboo-chan: yeah girls all wear belly shirts and short shorts in the summer because we want to look ‘hyper fertile’ for the hyooman mating season not because you know it’s fucking hot in the summer you piss idiots
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
sorou: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
I’ve started incorporating heavier weights to my squats and deadlifts and recently started doing leg presses. My butt is a solid C shape now. It’s kind of awesome because I definitely don’t have flat Asian booty, but at the same time now when I look at my back all I see is butt and thighs and now I don’t know what to do because it looks like my legs are really short and...
sketchlock: marielikestodraw: psychoanalyzeme: holy shit korea i love you a lot all you need to know is that it’s an inside look on the show hannibal thanks to a korean narrator who really is uncontrollably excited and gives praises to Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy, respectively finished with sparkly things and such edit: translation here! I don’t and won’t watch the show but that was...
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82